identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools
honestly...tbh...to be honest...
the day i smoke a blunt on the balcony of a home i own, i might just shed a tear cuz I’ll know i finally made it
yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what.