May 2013
“What if you didn’t run? This one time. What if you stayed, and let love overtake...”
– Josh Bennett (via sawdustandsugar)
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
jakemalik:
i bet you don’t even have 99 problems, you probably have like 92 or 93, stop exaggerating
nue:
nue:
once we got our math tests back and this one guy got a D and he was really quiet for a minute and i expected him to be really sad or something but instead he puts his fist in the air and goes “YES, THIS IS GONNA RAISE MY GRADE!” and i think that pretty much sums up math right there
if i had a dollar for every time someone made a “he got the D” comment on this i would have enough...
buttlid:
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
catbountry:
redamancer:
catbountry:
Shit, I’d cut off my tits if I was told they were probably gonna kill me.
I’ll cut off anybody’s tits if you said they were gonna kill me.
I’ll cut off your grandma’s titties, I don’t even give a fuck.
slow down there cat
maybe you should
calm your tits
B)
motherfucker u wanna go
stopstealingmythoughts:
pau1y:
what if 911 called you
hello, this is 911. you have an emergency, i can sense it.
loungezombie:
gatiss:
lastofthetimeladies:
breakfastatbequiettiffany:
bawbag:
In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin
This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written
In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
...
religiousmom:
macaronimessiah:
religiousmom:
The thigh gap between your legs doesn’t matter what’s important is the thigh gap in your heart
hearts don’t have thighs tho
shut the fuck up
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.
castielpoops:
MY MOM JUST POINTED SOMETHING OUT TO ME
A MONTH OR TWO AGO I DID THIS PAINTING
AND SHE SAW A GIF OF THE ANGEL FALLING THAT SHOWED WINGS AND SHE WAS LIKE “YOU PAINTED THAT”
I AM A PROPHET
therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
meladoodle:
if i ever became a hitman i’d make the corpses look like they were jerking off when they died so when the bodies were discovered they can have a little giggle in between the sobbing for the loss of their loved ones. i’m a good person.
worldwar2chainz:
the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
black-frostbite:
shubbabang:
I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in
And then someone or something that isn’t yours
gets in that space
and you just
Holy fuck finally someone who understands
